HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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