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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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