what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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