sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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