Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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