covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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