Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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