how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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