come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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