So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
they're like a gay fantastic four
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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