My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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