theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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