Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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