Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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