i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
