I swear she didn't look like that last week.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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