I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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