walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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