i will never coherently bang her
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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