Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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