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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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