you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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