You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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