i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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