therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
