what if I'm pregnant?
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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