I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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