ya dads aren't the best wingmen
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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