ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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