I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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