Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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