I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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