You're completely useless in the revolution.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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