if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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