Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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