I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
we're so committed to being not committed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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