i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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