they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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