Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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