if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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