I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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