Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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