just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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