I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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