i jhust puked up my retainher.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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