I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?