Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.