Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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