no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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