I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
What a dumb baby whore.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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