Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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