I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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