so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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