Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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