He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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