The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
why is half of my head shaved?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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