i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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